This is not my ceiling
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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