Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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