Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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