It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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