I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she pinky promised me she was 18
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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