soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I need a burrito and a hug.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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