If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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