id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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