He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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