did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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