My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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