So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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