is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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