if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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