We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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