cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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