do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You smell like a Billy Joel song
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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