is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love having hate sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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