what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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