Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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