Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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