Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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