After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
