Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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