there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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