Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
