He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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