i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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