i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
