Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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