I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
