i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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