if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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