I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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