How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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