i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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