Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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