i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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