its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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