Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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