i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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