So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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