you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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