We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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