You smell like stripper and shame
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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