We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
