Don't you send me to vm
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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