I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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