if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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