please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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