Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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