Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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